overheard
Swedish chick #1: So don't Chinese people eat, like, cats and dogs?
Chinese manicurist: Ah, no. Ah, yes, but just little bit.
Swedish chick #2: That's okay. In Sweden we eat fish that has been sitting in salt juices for a year.
Girl, 7: I wish I could go in and play with them. I want to play with the turtles.
Zookeeper woman: They're not turtles. They're tortoises.
Girl, 7: Whatever. I want to step on them.
Drunk to the fat guy from Lost: Oh shit, nigga. I guess your ass got off the island, huh?
Old lady: I knew it!
Chinese manicurist: Ah, no. Ah, yes, but just little bit.
Swedish chick #2: That's okay. In Sweden we eat fish that has been sitting in salt juices for a year.
Girl, 7: I wish I could go in and play with them. I want to play with the turtles.
Zookeeper woman: They're not turtles. They're tortoises.
Girl, 7: Whatever. I want to step on them.
Drunk to the fat guy from Lost: Oh shit, nigga. I guess your ass got off the island, huh?
Old lady: I knew it!
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